Hellrankers
An exploration into the darkest depths of movie franchises.
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Episodes
Sunday Jun 08, 2025
Sunday Jun 08, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna head to Cybertron to rank the theatrically-released Transformers movies.
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Tuesday May 20, 2025
Tuesday May 20, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are buzzing about The Bees. We welcome our bee overlords, question the relationship of the uncle and niece, and talk John Saxon kicking butt. Bzzzzzzzzzz!
Movie discussion begins at 00:16:01
Wednesday May 14, 2025
Wednesday May 14, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna take flight with Turbulence. We discuss autopilot, Con Air, and Christmas action movies. Fasten your seatbelts!
Movie discussion begins at 00:16:41
Tuesday May 06, 2025
Tuesday May 06, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are drawn into Bong World when we rank the Evil Bong franchise.
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Tuesday Apr 22, 2025
Tuesday Apr 22, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna dive deep into the mockbuster The Amazing Bulk. We talk ripping off The Incredible Hulk, killer editing, and Stanley Kubrick. I hate dust! I don't want it building up in my home.
Movie discussion begins at 00:20:17
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna talk about Tiptoes. We talk Gary Oldman on his knees, Kate Beckinsale's lucky hat, and one of Matthew McConaughey's scariest performances of all time. Imported French morphine!
Movie discussion begins at 00:19:50
Monday Mar 31, 2025
Monday Mar 31, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna take a rum-soaked dive into the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Drink up me hearties, yo ho!
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Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna launch into outer space with The Ice Pirates. We talk space herpes, Rollerball, and outfit changes. Don't be a space age!
Movie discussion begins at 00:18:38
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna go Mesozoic with 65. We talk about an alien from a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, imagine how cool a dinosaur vs spaceman movie could be, and get to wonder what Koa's alien language is and what anything she says ever means. Not the mama!
Movie discussion begins at 00:24:08
Wednesday Feb 26, 2025
Wednesday Feb 26, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank Sony's Spider-Man Universe. (The Venom trilogy, Morbius, Madame Webb, and Kraven the Hunter.) When you take on the responsibility, great power will come!
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