Hellrankers
An exploration into the darkest depths of movie franchises.
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Episodes
Thursday Feb 20, 2025
Thursday Feb 20, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna get emo with Don't Go in the Woods (2010). We talk emo ear worms, Vincent D'Onofrio, and try to parse out why these people are in a band together. Turn the light on!
Movie discussion begins at 00:23:14
Tuesday Feb 11, 2025
Tuesday Feb 11, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna crash land with The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. We talk off-putting animatronic masks, off-putting characters, and an off-putting world. WE CAN DO ANYTHING BY WORKING WITH EACH OTHER!
Movie discussion begins at 00:16:17
Tuesday Feb 04, 2025
Tuesday Feb 04, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna journey to the center of earth with Space Jam. We talk about the commercials that inspired the movie, the looniness of the tunes, and the banging soundtrack. Come on and slam and welcome to the jam!
Movie discussion begins at 00:10:01
Thursday Jan 30, 2025
Thursday Jan 30, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Phantasm franchise. Boooooooyyyyy!
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Wednesday Jan 22, 2025
Wednesday Jan 22, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are taking to the stars this week with Starcrash. We talk Italian filmmaking, Christopher Plummer giving his all, and a cowboy robot. YEE-HAW!
Movie discussion begins at 00:40:02
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Tuesday Jan 14, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna jump to defend Nothing But Trouble. We talk phallic noses, Digital Underground, and Demi Moore being just so hot. It's a weird little treat!
Movie discussion begins at 00:16:39
Wednesday Jan 08, 2025
Wednesday Jan 08, 2025
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review Moonfall. We talk megastructures, AI, and fighting the moon. THE MOON IS GOING TO HELP US!
Movie discussion begins at 00:12:10
Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
Tuesday Dec 31, 2024
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are talking Virtuosity. We discuss 90s CGI, Russell Crowe being delightfully insane, and the dystopian hellscape that 1999 may have become. KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW!
Movie discussion begins at 00:30:01
Thursday Dec 26, 2024
Thursday Dec 26, 2024
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Die Hard franchise. Yippee-ki-yay!
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Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
Wednesday Dec 18, 2024
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review The Star Wars Holiday Special. We discuss why this exists, who is responsible, and how we feel about it. STARRING R2-D2 as R2-D2!
Movie discussion begins at 00:19:03