Hellrankers
An exploration into the darkest depths of movie franchises.
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Episodes
Tuesday Dec 10, 2024
Tuesday Dec 10, 2024
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna jump once more into the trash heap to review The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. We discuss the Santa Clause demon curse, multiversal tricksters, and magical hugs. It's real holly jolly!
Movie discussion begins at 00:19:00
Tuesday Dec 03, 2024
Tuesday Dec 03, 2024
Hollywood Steve and your pal Anna are joined by Corrigan Vaughan of Jack of All Graves to review Hallmark's first lesbian Christmas romance: Friends & Family Christmas. We get a lesson in Hallmark movies from CoRri, figure out the exact audience for these films, and wonder who is stalking our protagonist. ANGELS IN THE SNOW!
Movie discussion begins at 00:32:53
Tuesday Nov 26, 2024
Tuesday Nov 26, 2024
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Indiana Jones franchise. Fortune and glory, kid!
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Wednesday Nov 20, 2024
Wednesday Nov 20, 2024
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review Deadly Lessons/The Legend of Simon Conjurer. We discuss narcissism, Jon Voight, and parental issues. It's a good time!
Movie discussion begins at 00:17:06
Tuesday Nov 12, 2024
Tuesday Nov 12, 2024
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna review The Last Airbender. We wonder why someone would make a live-action version of Avatar: The Last Airbender, discuss nepotism getting in the way of filmmaking (again), and begin our inevitably longstanding discussion about M. Night Shyamalan's filmography.
Movie discussion begins at 00:26:47
Tuesday Nov 05, 2024
Tuesday Nov 05, 2024
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are out at sea with Speed 2: Cruise Control. We talk terrible relationships, Geiger's master plan, and propose an 80-minute boat crash scene. All aboard!
Movie discussion begins at 00:25:25
Wednesday Oct 30, 2024
Wednesday Oct 30, 2024
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Child's Play franchise. We f*ck with the Chuck!
Wednesday Oct 23, 2024
Wednesday Oct 23, 2024
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are having a laugh with Amusement. We talk impossible plans, convoys, and red herrings. It's always Tuesday somewhere!
Movie discussion begins at 00:32:46
Wednesday Oct 16, 2024
Wednesday Oct 16, 2024
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna chomp into Zombeavers. We talk beavers, boobs, and Backstreet Boys. It's a humdinger of an episode!
Movie discussion begins at 00:32:22
Tuesday Oct 08, 2024
Tuesday Oct 08, 2024
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna dive into Night Swim. We try to figure out just what getting night swum entails, wonder why the characters are so boring, and root for everyone's favorite third baseman. Take a dip with us!
Movie discussion begins at 00:13:25